Bitter heart toward Melanie Shuller? I'm over it.

I still haven't gotten over the fact that Shamrock Shakes vanished before the month of march was officially over! i don't understand. neither did the cashier! oh Mcdonaldization--why dost thou invade the minds of each of your not-so-knowledgable employees???(not intending to degrade any Mcdonalds employees!) I don't even think they know that Shamrock Shakes were SUPPOSED to last through march. Doesn't everyone???
I am still pretty sure that the random "S" on every other booth in the restaurant represents "sarah." Although it actually says: "M.S." and I have no M in my name anywhere. my name is M-less. Ok, so maybe it doesn't stand for "sarah", but I can't even think of anyone with the initials "M.S."...
OH wait! I had a childhood friend named Melanie Shuller, who now works at Sam's Club in Waukesha; I saw her over there spring break. It brought back bitter memories of her being able to do a roundoff-fronthandspring routine at recess. However, I would like to point out that I finally got there when I was in middle school on the cheerleading squad. Yah, that's right. I even tacked on a BACK handspring: So it was a roundoff-fronthandspring-BACKhandspring routine.